entreat me not to leave thee

saltfishandbake:

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
— Carl Jung (via psych-facts)

marisaauntmay:

Me: Hey I lost 2017 could I make an announcement?

2018: Sure

Me, leaning into the microphone: Goodbye you fucking piece of shit

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